Debt Counseling Hotline - Debt Reduction

Debt Reduction Answers Are On The Way

Pay close attention, people - if you wish to work in the world of debt management, there's a lot you'll need to learn about. Fortunately, you've made the insightful decision to track down our site, Comprised of experts from the financial field, we're ready to go. Ask any question about any debt reduction plan and receive a helpful response to it.

Welcome from the Hotline's chief executive dead reduction officer

Hello there. I'm the head honcho here at the Hotline. The name's Darrell Knight. And boy, do I see a lot of work to be done. I see a world full of weaklings, frankly. Morons who say they want to become debt free but have no concept of how to do it, or even how they ended up in such financial dismay in the first place. Weak, weak individuals. People who can't handle their own credit cards, let alone any sort of debt reduction program.

Well I have no choice but to whip these people into shape, old school debt reduction style.

I didn't get to where I am by offering no generic debt reduction programs. I do what it takes to win and help my clients succeed, no matter what that entails. If I have to get on the horn and call in the big guns at the credit card offices, so be it. If I have to go to town with a pair of pliers on someone who's giving my client a hard time, well, so be that, too. You know that debt reduction is a changing business, one that you have to stay a step ahead of. That's the name of the game, and if you're not a player, the game is playing you. Feel me? Below, I'll tell you more about my agency, and the staff I am cultivating AS WE SPEAK.

You wanna be debt free in under three years? Sign up and shut up. We'll take it from here. If you want to waste your time dealing with bureaucratic $h!t from some other pansy debt reduction company, go ahead. Just get out of my field of vision.

Meet the assistant debt reduction specialists

Now, to introduce you to the Hotline's primary debt"handlers." Yes, that means what you think it does. Put it together. Do the math, it's not that hard. At the associate manager stage, or senior customer service analyst, as we like to call it sometimes (we think it gives our often-disorganized debt reduction services an air of professionalism, wouldn't you agree?) people really start to learn. If you can hack it at this level, assisting even the most troubled and painfully annoying callers with their debt reduction and saving them money, you know the future is bright.

If you are faced with any debt or credit problems, you can go it alone, without any sort of debt reduction program, if you really like. There is nothing stopping you. This is a free country and you are free to make your own awful, pointless decisions at your leisure. But we don't suggest it. In fact, we recommend you seek debt reduction from a group of professionals whose efforts can save you up to 57 percent overall. Thank you. Thank you very much,

The rest of my debt reduction underlings

Hey, you gotta start someplace, right? Fetching coffee is not glorious work, but it has to be done, right? Right. If you think that these people are not future credit card debt counseling superstars just because we treat them like absolute ass and their responsibilities appear to be quite menial, well, we understand. But that does not make it true. No sir. They will learn the debt reduction ropes from our current advisors and eventually work their way up, if they can withstand the stressful work environment.

Which brings us to the company policy, and motto: Get the f**k out the kitchen if you can't stand the debt consolidation heat. NOW WHERE IS MY COFFEE!?!?

To contact us today, and to speak with any member of our debt reduction team, just call the main switchboard at 1-800-DEBT-SUX and ask our sultry operator where she may direct your call...