Debt Counseling Hotline - Credit Card Debt

Reduce Interest And Overall Credit Card Debt Today

The following is a transcript from an actual phone call in which a customer, who we will call Bob, requests credit card debt from one of our staff members, Tiffany Anne Jones. What follows has not been edited and may be explicit and unsuitable for children under the age of 13. Get ready to read about the sordid details of debt management.

How can we help you eliminate credit card debt?

TAJ: Thank you for calling the Debt Counseling Hotline... the nation's hottest, steamiest debt counseling service. How are you today? This is Tiffany speaking. How many I service you? Do you wish to become debt free?

BOB: Um, I am experiencing some serious issues with credit card debt Like, big time balances, not the kind I can deal with on my-

TAJ: Oh! Oh! Wait! Oh! I can help you! Oh!

BOB: Um... excuse me?

TAJ: By contacting the professionals, you can save up to 57 percent on your current balances. On a monthly basis, that means you will eliminate unsecured debt many times faster than the average consumer. Complete stability is within easy reach when you sign up. So I would recommend doing so... now.

PART II: This conversion about credit card debt gets even heavier

BOB: Wow, that sounds good. I've been meaning to learn about debt consolidation for some time now. It sounds like with your help,

TAJ: Ooooooh. That's right!

BOB: What?

TAJ: Oh, what is your name!?

BOB: Um, Bob.

TAJ: Um, Bob... how many... man, it's hot in here. Oooooh. Ahh. Where was I. Oh, so Bob, how many credit card debts are you currently struggling with. What I am asking is, how many different balances.

BOB: Well, I have six cards contributing to my total debt at this moment.

TAJ: How would you like it if I went down... I mean, if we made it so that amount went down to just one bill per month? It would not only reduce your balances by a substantial amount, but the convenience of one monthly payment is unparalleled.

BOB: Oh, you have no idea how good that sounds. I really want to eliminate credit card debt! So bad, you have no idea!!!

TAJ: Oh, I think I do. Sucking all the life out of credit card debt is what I do for a living.

BOB: Tell me more. Especially about credit card debt consolidation. Tell me how you work it.

TAJ: About what, how to reduce credit card debt through collaborative credit counseling programs? I mean, have you thought about how much better your life would be if you put in the effort??

BOB: No, about your line of work. Tell me more, you sweet piece of...

TAJ: I just told you. I can help. That is what I do for a living.

BOB: I'm not talking about credit card debt any more, baby. You know exactly what I mean.

TAJ: What are you, some kind of pervert? Get off the phone, you creep.

(Click).